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Reblogged from strompilto
if you’re a baby gay and this is your first pride, watch your drinks! men are trash across all sexualities
I know boys don’t get these talks so let me clarify:
This doesn’t just mean alcohol
Don’t accept any open drinks
After you get your unopened drink, you keep it in your site
You have to go to the bathroom so you leave your drink on a table? That drink is now dead to you.
You’ve been holding your drink way low out of your eyesight and people are crowding? That drink is now suspect.
Stay safe, babies
Also: Rohypnol (a date rape drug) tastes VERY SALTY. If your drink is suddenly salty, STOP DRINKING IMMEDIATELY.
Buddy system, y'all. If your friend is acting *way* drunker than they should, take them to an Urgent Care or ER. Date rape drugs can kill you.
always rb
Someone spiked my punch at my first pride and it was scary as hell
This goes for lesbians too. Women can be just as disgusting and predatory.
the “them” in the name of the popular game “texas hold them?”
it’s titties.
very kind and sweet and beautiful and ones I love and care for very much
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When you’re trying to do homework but you can’t because birds
What the fuck are you doing using internet explorer?
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Wattpad: shitty writing, shitty plot, but somehow you get a million views even though???, great place to post your original story
Tumblr: most stories are made from prompts, most are one shots, most are under 900 words, awesome writing
Fanfic,net: the go-to for a bigger number of content, Ao3’s younger try-hard brother, half-baked writing, half-baked plot, all the good fics are also at Ao3,
Ao3: the better brother, will always be at ‘beta’ (forever improving), well-written stories, home of the long ass 100k stories that are amazingly done, needs donations every once in a while
2017 be sweet to me.
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By Zoé Cavaro
Reblogged from gosh